I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize