I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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