A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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