I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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