Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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