"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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