Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You did what with his pubic hair?
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