he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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