your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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