dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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