he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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