The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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