Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish I only lived at night.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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