so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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