If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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