i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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