I'm lost and stupid without you.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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