I need help removing her.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize