I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Please don't give away my fajitas
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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