windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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