: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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