Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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