watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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