We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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