I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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