i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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