i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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