After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
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dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize