No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i think i just lost a toe
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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