Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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