I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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