he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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