i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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