Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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