sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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