I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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