fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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