Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she peed on how many people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So much rum. So many feels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
PANTIES FOUND
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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