I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
then he tried to convert me to islam
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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