I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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