I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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