i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am naked and annoyed.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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