last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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