You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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