I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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