her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
How external is "for external use only"?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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