Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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