you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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