I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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