At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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